Take one happily disturbed librarian, add in a few voices, a connection to the internet, and you get . . . . . . . . . well a little more insanity.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

New blog look, what do you think?

Everyone,

Okay, I have been playing around with the basic look and design of my blog. I was curious what my two readers think. Any input?

Thanks!

Saturday, July 5, 2008

4th of July

Well the 4th of July has once again come and gone. I'm already looking forward to next year!

The friends!
The food!
The fireworks!
The family!

I was not able to spend time this year with everyone that I wanted to. Perhaps next year. But, still, the 4th was full of good times had by one and all. Even my oddly behaving family behaved this year. I swear, it seems that the only time we can act like a normal family is when things are about to fall apart.

But, to one and all, I hope you had a wonderful 4th of July, and that the hangovers are not too bad this morning.

Friday, July 4, 2008

YOU TUBE ROCKS!

Okay, I have a friend, who we will call "Martika" (WHOLE 'nother story there) who is simply awesome.

Recently she was in a play in Sacramento. This is not a big shock to most people. Martika is a very talented lady. However there was a music video made from her play. It came out very well, though parts of it are a bit disturbing. The video hit Youtube, and already has a cult following.

Ok, I am not sure if it is a good cult, or a bad cult, but hey it's a following!

Here's to you, Martika, and the awesomeness that you are!


Sunday, June 29, 2008

Constant memories, revamped lyrics!

Ok, tonight a friend came over, and we listened to music. One of the songs brought back a lot of memories of a very special group of friends. The song is "Get a job" by Offspring.

The reason this song brings back memories is that my dear friend Amber revamped the lyrics. I could not help singing the changed lyrics. The song brought a smile to my face. So, to all the "gang" here is the revamped classic by Amber.

My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch
He tells me everyday
He says I've really gotta lose my chic
In the worst kind of way

She sits on her ass
Dan works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday
She wants more dinero just sit at home
Well my friend you gotta say

[chorus]
I won't pay
I won't payA
NO waaaay
Donna why don't you get a job?

Say no way
Say no wayA
no waaay
Donna why don't you get a job?

Guess all Dan's money
Well it isn't enough
To keep her bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money
Well it isn't enough
Cause that girls got expensive taste


If you would like to watch the Harry Potter version, just click play!

Saturday, June 28, 2008

A table of trouble

Well last night several friends, and associated significant others, gathered around a table at Chevy's. The night was both happy and sad.

Happy because we are a wonderful group of friends, and always have a good time in each other's company. We drank, we laughed, we shared stories from our past. We talked about the good times and the better times.

At the same time it was sad. Sad because two of my friends were laid off from work. These are people that I have shared a great deal of my life with in the last few years. It is a fact that, on average, the people that you work with you will see more often and for longer periods of time, than most of your family members. My two friends, Asian Eddy and someone we will call "Lydia" have been there for me through everything. We have shared so much with each other that it is hard to think of walking in to work and not seeing them there. It is depressing.

Well, we had a great time. I know that we will still get together, and there will still be great times ahead. But, it will be only occasionally, and that is a terrible feeling.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

MY FRIENDS, THANK YOU!

Well this is it. Tomorrow. The big day. The big change. THIS. IS. IT.

I just want to say thank you to all of the people who have been so supportive for the last couple of months, and that last few weeks especially. You are the truest friends anyone could ask for!

You put up with my whining.

You laughed at my bad stress relieving jokes.

You did not laugh at me for being totally freaked out.

Thank you. Thank you for all of that. The phone calls to make sure I was doing ok. The offers to either stay over, or to stay over at my place. The offers to distract my family so that they would leave me alone.

WOW. I knew I had great friends, but... WOW. Thank you. I am so totally freaked out about tomorrow. I know, some of you think that is silly, some of you think I should just run away, but all of you have been great.

Thanks for being there.

PT Nun & Family, thanks for taking me to see a movie, just "one more time." Asian Eddy, you are awesome- it really is all about you. Brain & Ink, thanks for the really lame jokes.

To one and all. Thanks. I hope I can be as good of a friend to you, as you all have been to me. I would say I will post and let you all know how it went, but... from the comments I got, I think I will be getting a lot of "Are you ok?" calls.

Talk to you all soon!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

A B-a-a-a-a-d movie

As you all know, I love movies. I even love bad movies. I've seen a lot of bombs in my time, and now own a big percentage of them.

My latest purchase on DVD is called "Black Sheep." And, before you ask, it is NOT the movie with Chris Farley.

Black Sheep is an Australian movie. It happens to be one of the goriest movies that I have seen in a while. It also happens to have extremely funny moments.

It's a bad.. I mean, B-a-a-a-d movie.

Give it a try- hey if you want, you can borrow it!

CHECK OUT THE TRAILER!

Sunday, June 8, 2008

THE PHOTO SAYS IT ALL


Ok, I just thought this picture was blog-worthy.


Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Quotation Challenge

Okay! I know I have not posted in a while.. as my firends keep pointing out. Here is a post that I have been thinking of for a while... Movie/Television quotes. Here are some of mine- Now a challenge for all of you... post your favorite quotations and lets see who has the best quotes out there!

Sleazy entertainment and dirty jokes will never be as popular as sobriety and self-denial.
- Marge Simpson (The Simpsons)
Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
- John (The Rock)
She has thighs of steel and nipples to match.
- Thelma (Hex)
Well, it's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life.
- Mrs. White (Clue)
Let's just think about this for a second, shall we. I am out of your league, I'm so out of your league, that if your league exploded, I wouldn't hear about it for three days. So let us go on in a companionable silence shall we.
- Nicole (The Librarian)
How's your mama? We went out.
- Freddie (Double Take)
It doesn't take a Nazi rocket scientist to figure *that* out.
- Catcher Block (Down With Love)
Attention: Starting Monday, all nurses must wear underwear.
- Annie (Young Doctors In Love)
Trust me... I'm a psychopath!
- Hyde (Jekyll)
The truth is - are you listening, Billy? The truth is, if I'm being honest, if I'm not winding you up... I don't get a lot of pleasure out of killing... But I get enough.
- Hyde (Jekyll)
Communism was just a red herring.
- Various (Clue)
Do you know how frustrating it is, being a lesbian ghost?
- Thelma (Hex)
Sometimes laughter is the only weapon we have.
- Roger Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)

Saturday, May 3, 2008

NO NO NO!!!! I'm pissed and going to rant, beware!

Recently my library system decided that, we are in the middle of a recession. Shocker, huh?

At a meeting management unleashed their new plan to deal with budget issues. Included with this was the termination of ALL part time staff. That's right. All. This is close to 150 or so people. There will be about 40 or so part time jobs that will be open in the next fiscal year. Current part time employees have been invited to apply to gain these positions. When trying for these positions, seniority will not be a factor.

Can you say "popularity contest"? I can.

Many attended this informatory meeting, few survived. However some of the employees caught the tidbit thrown in the middle of the speech about how everyone was special. This tidbit mentioned that they had been looking at this problem for over a year.

OVER A YEAR folks.

While this current plan will allow the library to survive - barely- let us take a look at how the management has handled things for over a year in response to this growing crisis.

Management has been continuing to hire, and promote, tons of new employees. Almost every week or so we received news announcements saying to welcome a new employee, or that that employee was promoted to a position that was not there before. Such as extra clerical positions.

Management received bonuses during this past year, and pay increases... they were doing such a great job, they deserved them.

Management sent employees to an expense-paid conference near San Diego, at an exclusive resort.

Management encouraged employees to go here, there, and everywhere for trainings that were nice, but not vital to the library system.

This year of increased expenses, when they KNEW what the next fiscal year was looking like makes no sense.

Why not do a hiring freeze last year? Reduce some library hours? Limit promotions? Start cutting non-essential staff positions in light of budget cuts.

What are non-essential staff positions, you might ask. Here is a list:
1) Librarian trainees- These are trainees for librarian positions that we are not going to create. 40K a year each.

2) Our P.R. manager. Public relations is nice, but since we now have no budget for many programs and activities, do we really need an 80K a year P.R. person to send formulaic calendars, that will just say when our remaining storytime hours are, to the printer? This job could be done by a secretary or another manager. 80K could help a lot of others keep their jobs.

3) Payroll & accounting. Our staff is getting slashed. How many accountants do we need to process payroll? How about going from 3 to 2?

No, all of the above positions are remaining. Part time employees who are "lucky" enough to come back will be given anywhere from 10-20 hours a week, maximum. Not the 30-35 that they need to survive.

This includes a woman who has worked for the library for 25 years, and who has a daughter to support.

A young woman, and dear friend of mine, who has worked for the library for several years. Her husband is getting laid off from his job.

Another dear friend who works her butt off, and who has a few cats and a new puppy to support.

College students who are paying for housing.

A husband and wife, in their late teens, who just got married.

These are some of the people who are being displaced, who make factions less than non-essential positions... while the library has been tossing money around for the last year. Their jobs could have been saved by just being a little bit frugal.

Does this affect your dearly beloved Berserker? Well, my job is safe. But it does affect me. These are my friends. My extended family. These are the people I share everything with. Yes, this does affect me.

My friends, I love you all. I want to grab on to you and say "Don't go. Don't leave me." I'm selfish. This hurts, so very much.



NEVER SAY GOOD-BYE

The thought & fact that you’re going
Is something I will never believe,
To me this is all a joke
Like someone is playing a game with me

At times we could not stand each other
But yet I still loved you
So now that you’re leaving me
What shall I ever do

Being here without you
Is something I just can’t see
Life, period, without you
Is just not right to me

I know there will be no on like you
No one with your unique style
You are so special to me
Now who will keep me from going senile?