Sleazy entertainment and dirty jokes will never be as popular as sobriety and self-denial.
- Marge Simpson (The Simpsons)
Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
- John (The Rock)
She has thighs of steel and nipples to match.
- Thelma (Hex)
Well, it's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life.
- Mrs. White (Clue)
Let's just think about this for a second, shall we. I am out of your league, I'm so out of your league, that if your league exploded, I wouldn't hear about it for three days. So let us go on in a companionable silence shall we.
- Nicole (The Librarian)
How's your mama? We went out.
- Freddie (Double Take)
It doesn't take a Nazi rocket scientist to figure *that* out.
- Catcher Block (Down With Love)
Attention: Starting Monday, all nurses must wear underwear.
- Annie (Young Doctors In Love)
Trust me... I'm a psychopath!
- Hyde (Jekyll)
The truth is - are you listening, Billy? The truth is, if I'm being honest, if I'm not winding you up... I don't get a lot of pleasure out of killing... But I get enough.
- Hyde (Jekyll)
Communism was just a red herring.
- Various (Clue)
Do you know how frustrating it is, being a lesbian ghost?
- Thelma (Hex)
Sometimes laughter is the only weapon we have.
- Roger Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)
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